First things first, let’s all remind ourselves that I’m actually a small child inside. Which means that not only should you not judge me for the alarming number of stuffed animals that still reside on my bed, it should also come as absolutely NO surprise to you that I have watched every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on Netflix. Now, not only is this show adorable and home to the catchiest damn songs on the entire planet, I maintain that it’s also totally legitimate viewing material for adults because of all the Easter Eggs they slip in on a regular basis that kids could not possibly be meant to get.
Anywho(oves), I bring this up because yesterday I went to see the ultimate master of all things hair color, Linh at Be Scene Studios, and he transformed my formerly faded mermaid-hair into something about 20% cooler…
Just call me Unicorn Gretchen.
Now, I know I already walked you through what it’s like dyeing my own hair, but I thought it might also be interesting for those of you who are less inclined to play with fire bleach to see what it’s like for a professional to get his hands on my hair (literally!). I actually had planned on just taking some progress pics throughout the dyeing process to show you, but as luck would have it, Linh had a photographer visiting the salon yesterday, so I convinced him to snap a few shots!
I think you all know how this story begins. BRING ON THE BLEACH!
Linh started by bleaching my roots, as those had a good 1/4-inch or so of dark regrowth, and then sat me under a dryer to torture me help the bleach process faster.
After a while (I’m not sure how long it was exactly), I emerged from underneath the dryer and Linh’s beautiful fairy assistant Ara gave me a “silk bath” (I *think* that’s what they called it?) to help take out the rest of the green color in my hair. Basically, she mixed some bleach with clarifying shampoo to help remove my color in a much more gentler way than straight-up bleaching over it… because that part of my hair is already super bleached. Unfortunately, as it turns out, green is a damn hard color to remove, so all I really ended up with was white-blonde roots and mint green lengths.
I was pretty paranoid about not damaging my ends any more than we had to, so we went just went with it, drying my hair to an almost-dry-but-not-quite level of dampness. Then we crossed our fingers and hoped that the colors Linh chose for my new ‘do would be bold enough and bright enough to be unaffected by the green…
… and off he went!
Linh crafted a colorful cocktail of purple, blue, turquoise, magenta, and pink, painting each color onto different pieces of my hair, using foil to keep colors from bleeding onto one another.
And I waited for a liiiiitle while longer until, at last, after one final rinse, some conditioner (oh, blessed conditioner!), and Ara’s awesome styling, I was reborn with beautiful rainbow hair:
Ta-da! I feel like a beautiful unicorn and I am so, so happy with deciding to go for multiple colors this time around. Of course, this being my very first time with multicolored hair, I have absolutely no idea what subsequent washes might do to the color distribution and how it fades, and my trick of making my color last by putting some hair dye into my conditioner won’t really work since, well, you know. But, given how pretty the colors all look together right now, I have no doubt that they’ll continue to look pretty even if they mix and match and fade together even more.
Another successful adventure in hairdom, I’d say! And my new rainbow hair will hopefully go pretty perfectly with another new something that I’m planning on getting today… So stay tuned for that, have an awesome weekend, and see you on the flipside!
TV season is pretty much over. And now that the stampede of shocking (Vampire Diaries), joyous (How I Met Your Mother), hilarious (Community), and tearful (Glee) season finales that have been washing over me for the past couple of weeks has finally begun to subside, only one question really remains: WTF am I going to watch all summer?
Oh sure, there are a few summer season shows that are worth a gander, but why wait in boredom from week to week when there is a whole world of streamable entertainment right at your fingertips? I long since gave up bothering with the physical main-in DVD service that Netflix once made its name on. Streaming is what it’s all about, and I’m here to share a few of my favorite finds with you all. I consider these gems that, without Netflix or some other sort of video-streaming service (I hear Amazon’s is getting pretty good these days!), I would probably never have uncovered. The following selection is pretty varied in terms of target demographic and genre, so hopefully there’s a little something new for everyone.
I feel it’s apt to note here that I’m not like, a Netflix ambassador or anything. I just thought this would be a fun post to do. Hokay! Here we go!
The Vampire Diaries
I know, I know. I just had to get it out of the way first. Vampire Diaries isn’t REALLY part of this list, since it’s still fairly new, you guys have all probably heard of it, and there’s a ton of hype surrounding it (deservedly so!). Only, it IS on the list, in that it’s part of every list of anything I ever recommend to anyone, ever. The first two seasons of the show are available on Netflix, and now that Season 3 is over (OMGAHHHHH), I’m sure it won’t be long ’til it’s added to the queue as well.
General early plot goes like this: Welcome to Mystic Falls, VA, a tiny and historic southern town that has more than its fair share of garden parties, cotillions, and “animal attacks”. Follow abnormally gorgeous human Elena Gilbert as she struggles through her love for not one, but two panty-droppingly gorgeous vampire brothers. Of course, after about four episodes, you start to realize that there is so, so much more to it than that.
I know I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again: this show is NOTHING like Twilight. It’s barely even like the books that it’s based off of (thank goodness, haha). Just watch it, okay? You can thank me later.
Sean and I started watching this show together after we started dating, and we’ve already flown through the first four seasons. This 2005 version is a straight continuation of the original series that began back in the early 60s. I’d heard a lot about how good it is, but was skeptical and had it sitting in my Instant Queue for a long time. Finally, Sean expressed interest in starting it up so I bit the bullet. I’ve never looked back. It is truly engrossing stuff: funny but surprisingly dark, full of intellect and glorious British wit.
I don’t think I really need to describe the premise but the basic one is this: The Doctor is a time traveling alien adventurer (say that 10 times fast!) who, along with his various companions, frequently saves Earth and the universe from general mayhem and destruction. You’ll have to look past the terrible production value of the first season (when their budget was obviously rather thin), but if you can make it through that, you’ll get to see what the Doctor and his “blue box” really have in store.
How do I even begin to describe Archer? It is rip-roaringly hilarious, totally inappropriate, borderline offensive, and absolutely genius. It’s an animated show set in an ambiguous time frame (clothes and setting seem to place it sometime in the 60s, but they often make modern-day pop culture reference and utilize current technology) about an independent spy agency called ISIS. It stars Sterling Archer as the titular character, a womanizing boozehound who is somehow incompetently the best spy in the world. ISIS is run by his alcoholic, smothering mother Mallory, and employs his kickass ex-girlfriend Lana, amongst other hilarious supporting characters.
The voice cast is really pretty amazing. H. Jon Benjamin (you’d recognize his voice) plays Archer, Jessica Walters (Lucille from Arrested Development) plays his mother, Aisha Tyler plays Lana, and Chris Parnell and Judy Greer play fellow ISIS employees. If you’re at all a fan of shows like Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or the like, in which the main characters are all thoroughly terrible people but still somehow sidesplittingly hilarious, you’ll like Archer.
Lost in Austen
Any girl who loves herself some Jane Austen, period romances, or romances in general, will LOVE this show. Well, actually, this isn’t really a show, per se. It was a miniseries that broadcast on BBC, and on Netflix it’s all compounded together into one 3-hour long block. I devoured it in a single sitting the first time, and have re-watched it at least three times since. It’s just so romantic, so clever, and so much FUN.
The story follows modern-day Londoner Amanda Price, an avid Jane Austen fan who is obviously unsatisfied with her life. She magically gets transported into the world of Jane Austen’s Pride & Prejudice right at the beginning of the book, essentially swapping places with Elizabeth Bennett. You do have to be at least slightly well-versed with the story of P&P to fully understand everything that happens, but the premise really works and the music, staging, and costuming is all very well-done for a TV miniseries. It draws of parallels to the Keira Knightley P&P film (which was mentioned back on my Favorite Movies post, if you remember).
The summer after my Freshman year of college, my brother and I sat down to watch the first episode of Battlestar Galactica, a remake of the campy 1980s sci-fi show. We had heard good things about it, but hadn’t had a chance to see it yet. Well, within two weeks we had blown through the first two seasons. It. Is. Fantastic.
Back when it was still on the air, it drew nonstop praise from critics that, despite it airing on SciFi, it held up to Lost, 24, and all the other mainstream hit dramas on TV. There are only four seasons in total, and while I think it’s fair to say that the first two seasons are really where it struck gold, the show as a whole is just fantastic. For a television show, it brought to light a lot of really deep concepts, tackling things like war, religion, survival, and the basic tenant of what it means to be human. It’s not only a spectacularly done show, but it’s… moving, you know?
I really don’t want to spoil anything for those of you who might watch it, so I’ll just recommend that you all watch the miniseries, which introduces most of the major characters and general plot, before you watch the very first episode of the actual show (which is entitled “33 Minutes”). The miniseries is much more slow-moving than the show itself, so don’t be discouraged by it. It just sets everything up really perfectly, IMO.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
As if I would end with anything else. It’s official, you guys. I’m a total, full-fledged Brony. Or, you know, whatever the girl-version is. I was a fan of the 90s version of My Little Pony (you know, back when it was age-appropriate for me, haha), but you can blame my boyfriend for even introducing me to the current concept of MLP: FIM. He didn’t ask me to watch the show, he didn’t watch it himself, all he did was mention that this subculture of twenty-something guys and gals who were totally obsessed with it. And with that knowledge alone, I knew I had to check it out.
You guys. It is so fracking adorable. I can’t even. Yes, it is a show that was originally targeted at five- to eight-year-old girls. But there are so many references, characters, and animation elements that are clearly meant for those of us who are just slightly older than the show’s target demographic. (There’s a character named Doctor Whooves, for crying out loud!) The animation is flippin’ cute, but it’s more than that. The show is just so sincere, it’s not super weird like most kids shows are today. It’s refreshing! And the songs that are included in occasional episodes are damn catchy, too. It took me like, one week to catch up on both seasons that have aired so far. Perhaps I’ve lost credibility with 80% of you after posting about My Little Pony with such fervant adoration, but I don’t even curr. It’s glorious. GLORIOUS I SAY!